DOWNTOWN CUPCAKE BROWN
* lyrics by xtrasue


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Well the Southeast side of Portland
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Is the bikest part of town
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And if you go down there you might become aware
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Of a bike called Cupcake Brown


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Now Cupcake ain't no trouble
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You see she rides like a cloud of air
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And all the lycra posers shoutin holy moses
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And all the fixies call her sir


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'Cause she's Downtown Cupcake Brown
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Funnest bike in the whole damn town
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Funner than a junkyard trike
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Sweeter than a motor bike


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Now Cupcake she a lover
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She loves to go most anywhere
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And if you treat her well she'll let you ring her bell
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And she will gladly take you there


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She got a sexy curvy top tube
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And a great big oval boom
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She got two sets of bars and I don't need no cars
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She got plenty o' zip zip zoom


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'Cause she's Downtown Cupcake Brown
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Funnest bike in the whole damn town
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Funner than a junkyard trike
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Sweeter than a motor bike


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Now Cupcake she can haul stuff
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Groceries lumber bikes and kids
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And if you slam on her brakes you better know the stakes
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'Cause oh my god she skids


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And she's Downtown Cupcake Brown
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Funnest bike in the whole damn town
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Funner than a junkyard trike
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Sweeter than a motor bike