It’s time to expand this blog. While I still love and ride my bike every day, I don’t have much to say about it anymore. So what’s the next best thing? Food. Meat, to be more precise. Mmmmmmm meat.

Here's What We're Aiming For
The Recipe
Serves: Lots
Times:
- Prep: 15 minutes of work + 1-3 days of waiting
- Cooking: 4 hours
Ingredients:
- 4.5 lbs uncured, skinless pork belly (half a belly)
- celtic sea salt
- virgin coconut oil
- 1 tsp cinnamon
- 2 tsp chili powder
- 2 bay leaves
- 1/4 tsp cumin
- 8 cloves garlic, chopped
- 1 chipotle chili in adobo sauce
- juice and zest of one small lime
- some water
Method:
- Rub the pork belly all over with salt & refrigerate 1-3 days.
- Cut the pork belly into pieces.
- Brown the pieces in coconut oil.
- Remove the meat from the pan & add everything but the water; stir.
- Add the meat back to the pan & put in enough water to almost cover.
- Bring to the boil, then simmer very slowly for 2 hours.
- Turn the heat up and boil until water has all evaporated & fat is the only remaining liquid. This step took 2 hours for me, but it will vary. Stir occasionally during this time to keep the meat from sticking to the bottom of the pan & to break it up. It’s done when the meat is well browned & swimming in fat.
- Turn off the stove, wait for it to cool a little, get a fork and dig in.
Note that at no time did I ever say to cut off, pour out, or otherwise remove any fat. Leave it there; it’s good for you.
Meat Porn:

Pork Belly (Meat Side)

Pork Belly (Fat Side)

Pork Belly (Bacon Side)

Pork Belly All Cut Up

Pork Belly Browning

Lime, Garlic & Chipotle in Adobo

Seasonings in the Pan

Pork Belly, Seasonings & Water to Almost Cover

Boiling

Half Way Done

Where's My Fork?

November 11th, 2009 at 4:28 am
You’re back! Woooo hoooo!
Nice meat porn!
November 16th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Do you have a vegetarian version?
November 16th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Yes I do have a vegetarian version, and it’s MUCH simpler to make. Here’s the recipe:
1. Grab a handful of air.
2. Put it in your mouth.
Mmmmmm. Aren’t you glad you asked?
[Disclaimer: Ms. Ripe and I are old friends from way back, and she knows I'm just joking her.]
May 9th, 2010 at 10:37 am
Love the entry. Keep up the good work! Thanks!
June 16th, 2010 at 10:14 am
Can’t stop laughing at the meat porn. YOu know what would go perfectly with this meal? A big ol’ glass of meat juice.
I love it!