Downtown Cupcake Brown

Well the Southeast side of Portland
Is the bikest part of town
And if you go down there you might become aware
Of a bike called Cupcake Brown

Now Cupcake ain’t no trouble
You see she rides like a cloud of air
And all the lycra posers shoutin holy moses
And all the fixies call her sir

‘Cause she’s Downtown Cupcake Brown
Funnest bike in the whole damn town
Funner than a junkyard trike
Sweeter than a motor bike

Now Cupcake she a lover
She loves to go most anywhere
And if you treat her well she’ll let you ring her bell
And she will gladly take you there

She got a sexy curvy top tube
And a great big oval boom
She got two sets of bars and I don’t need no cars
She got plenty a’ zip zip zoom

‘Cause she’s Downtown Cupcake Brown
Funnest bike in the whole damn town
Funner than a junkyard trike
Sweeter than a motor bike

Now Cupcake she can haul stuff
Groceries lumber bikes and kids
And if you slam on the brakes you better know the stakes
‘Cause oh my god she skids

And she’s Downtown Cupcake Brown
Funnest bike in the whole damn town
Funner than a junkyard trike
Sweeter than a motor bike

PS Chords can be found here for your convenience: http://xtrasue.com/tab/downtown_cupcake_brown.txt


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