Welcome to my new theme. It’s my first WordPress theme ever. I call it “One.” Clever, huh?
Note that if this page does not resemble the screenshot shown here, then I must have moved on to another theme. OR, you might be using the extremely lame and buggy Internet Explorer, where it doesn’t work as of right this second. I’ll have to work on that later, though, because right now I’m starving.
So would you let me know what you think of One, please? I wouldn’t be surprised if I missed something.
You know what would be cool? Subtitles. Maybe I’ll work on a plugin for them. Or maybe there already is one. Hmmm.

March 24th, 2008 at 8:06 am
The only change I would make to One is the name.
It should be BLUE STEEL. There should also be a photo of you in the upper left giving your closest approximation of BLUE STEEL.*
*y’know, from Zoolander? DO IT!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Hmmmm, ummmmm, OK, I had to look it up.
http://www.wikihow.com/Do-the-%22Blue-Steel%22-Pose-from-Zoolander
Maybe my Blue Steel Face could be behind the X…