I decided to ride home for lunch today to eat some Amy’s Frozen Stuff, let the dogs out, and watch Gillian McKeith. That was a good decision because it was fun. Except for the ride home, which sucked moose balls in hell. bycycle.org recommended it; I hereby unrecommend it. There’s a stop sign at almost every block! Plus you have to cross Burnside, Morrison and Belmont without a light. Yuck. File that under “now you know.”